The 7 Teachings1. Charlie represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
*Indulge in all the brownies and annoying antics you feel like. Dont be mad bro.
2. Charlie represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
*put that crack pipe down. crack is badddddd
3. Charlie represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
*If you're gonna write a rule book and then break every rule- you're a hypocrite. Zen has spoken.
4. Charlie represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
*Those that do not appreciate nor recognize kindness shall drown in their own hypocrisy.
5. Charlie represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
*Vengeance keeps you young. Plus its hilarious when you're all pissy
6. Charlie represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
*Psychic Vampires = Emotional Vampires that sit about sucking the very life out of people with their tantrums and emotional blackmail.
*If you or anyone you know suffers from such disease please seek help immediately. <------- Disclaimer that is not a disclaimer that should be noted.
7. Charlie represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
*This includes YOU. If you do not believe it to include you then you are a hypocrite. Please see # 3.
Disclaimer: Charlie does not claim to be Keith Richards but should be worshiped as such.
*You can **** off if you don't agree
**Further Disclaimer: This really is about you. <------- take note
**Disclaimer to previous Disclaimer: When Vampy is pissy for no reason Charlie followers should give Vampy a reason. We're Zen like that.