The 7 Teachings

1. Charlie represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
*Indulge in all the brownies and annoying antics you feel like. Dont be mad bro.

2. Charlie represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
*put that crack pipe down. crack is badddddd

3. Charlie represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
*If you're gonna write a rule book and then break every rule- you're a hypocrite. Zen has spoken.

4. Charlie represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
*Those that do not appreciate nor recognize kindness shall drown in their own hypocrisy.

5. Charlie represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
*Vengeance keeps you young. Plus its hilarious when you're all pissy

6. Charlie represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
*Psychic Vampires = Emotional Vampires that sit about sucking the very life out of people with their tantrums and emotional blackmail.
*If you or anyone you know suffers from such disease please seek help immediately. <------- Disclaimer that is not a disclaimer that should be noted.

7. Charlie represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
*This includes YOU. If you do not believe it to include you then you are a hypocrite. Please see # 3.

Disclaimer: Charlie does not claim to be Keith Richards but should be worshiped as such.
*You can **** off if you don't agree

**Further Disclaimer: This really is about you. <------- take note
**Disclaimer to previous Disclaimer: When Vampy is pissy for no reason Charlie followers should give Vampy a reason. We're Zen like that.
EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
31-35, F
9 Responses Aug 19, 2012

you clearly have never heard my rules for life

you must post them

i will as soon as i come up with some


*Stewie voice*<br />
Umm... Oookaaay... Sooo... Let me get this right... No no, that doesn't make any sense. <br />
<br />
Okay okay, I think I got it now...<br />
<br />
Nooo.. I just don't get it... No no no, that's okay, I'll come back later, when you're not busy.<br />
<br />
Ookay then... <br />

Charlie. <br />
Jane.<br />
Disclaimers abound.<br />
Around... and around.<br />
V***<br />
Z***<br />
I****<br />
H****<br />
Disjointed.<br />
Finished. I am free. *skips away singing "Jeremy"*

finally we get to admire Charlie...hes a righteous dude

Who the fluck is charlie? Only thing I can think of is coke but that still ain't making sense of the story?????

Another righteous one. =)

Its not to you. and anyone that feels like its directed at them will know who it is about. mwah!

Totally bemused! xx

I'm sure if I understood, I would laugh. I am convinced that soon enough I will understand. Therefore I will laugh. <br />
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THIS IS ******* HYSTERICAL!!! Lolololololololololololol<br />
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Ok. What's this all about?

Congrats Penny. I knew you were righteous. Its not about you and therefore you're confused. Which means you're not a hypocrite. Thank you. Love you =)

I am slowly approaching Zen enlightenment. Crack is bad, so I shall drink some wine.


UNITYYYYY.....oh feck, wrong story.

Why am I naked? And where are you panties?

my panties are with brownie D: oh dear...

2 More Responses

rate up for prolific use of disclaimers and amazing music choice

<-----took note, then laughed, then thought this is brilliant

i cant stop giggling.

its not that i dont agree i dont understand this

it's because its not for you. This is good. You admitted you dont understand and therefore you have shown its not for you.
Charlie approves.