All Sorts Of Things

(to the tune of "My Favorite Things" sort of)

Kisses on lips and hugging your ****
rubbing your bum and giving you fits
licking your ***** until you must scream
these are the things of which I will dream

Sucking my **** and tasting my ***
spanking my *** until it is numb
******* me silly and strapping it on
these are the things that bring me along.

Just tell me you love me
and mean what you say
Tell me you want me
and care every way
Tell me to suck you and then say let's ****
And I'm a man with the best of all luck!
Sexcapades Sexcapades
51-55, M
3 Responses Jul 23, 2010

Now, I suppose I should learn to do it Karaoke and get myself thrown out of a bar!

LOL, Thanks milky. I didn't know I'd written this!

A new and depraved Sound of Music, indeed. One can hardly wait to learn how you'd adapt some of the other melodies to your carnal instincts. :-)