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am 43 and recently started dating again...
I joined a dating website and I am meeting a ton of new people. I have had some pretty funny experiences with this. I am thinking of changing my profile to read the following...
If you have huge amounts of missing or rotting teeth, you can hide it in your pics, but I will notice it when I meet you and will not go out with you again. (EWWW)
If you are really 5'5" do not say you are 5'10" because I will tower over you when I meet you in 1" heels... and will not go out with you again. Mostly because you are a liar.
If you are looking for a one night stand, please don't waste my time or yours. You will not get me to jump in bed with you no matter how cute or funny you are. If you come on too strong, I will not go out with you again, you make me uncomfortable.
As you can imagine, I have had many many first dates. lol
Now, it is not all bad, as I have met some that I have and will see again...
And the others, well, at least they give me funny stories to tell my friends :)
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  | Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 10:40AM And getting shorter by the minute Gojira! You are right, I have met a few that are becoming good friends... and you can never have too many good friends, Hon. Hugs. +3 nods   |
 | Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 10:48AM LMAO but I am glad you added they haven't all been bad as I know there have been some really nice ones. +4 nods |
| Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 12:31PM Yes, there have been some good ones too. I guess that's what it is all about, the dating thing. If they were all great ones there wouldn't be enough hours in the day, girl, and I wouldn't have as many funny stories to tell you lately! lol |
 | Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 1:53PM I promise you I have bright white teeth, I do stand 5'10", and would want more than a one night stand. I'm not trying to be funny or cute, and I hope I did'nt come on too strong. Hi buddy. |
| Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 2:35PM Hi Groovy. :) You know you are one of my favorite people ever. You are always there to bring a smile to my face because you are both funny AND cute. Too bad for me you are unavailable... |
 Feeling okay | Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 3:15PM I thought you would have some interesting and amusing experiences. I assume that some of these guys think you will be so stunned by their charm and eloquence that you will forgive their toothless grins, likely bad breath and high heels! I'm glad that there have been some more promising encounters. |
| Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 5:04PM Maybe I would be, Rog, if they had some charm and eloquence! lol I'm glad too, that there have been some good ones. Hugs, Hon. |
| Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 5:13PM Okay HBY you win. I am going to fix you up with a real man. Are you ready for that or do you need some more jerks first? |
| Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 6:18PM Send one over, FG. The question is, is he ready for me? lol |
| Posted Jun 28th, 2009 at 6:21PM You want an older or younger model. I have them from 23 to 50. |
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