I Am Over 50 Years Old
"Marriage, like money, is still with us; and like money, progessively devalued." - Robert Graves
"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign half over to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year." - Bette Davis
"I married beneath me. All women do." - Nancy Astor
"A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted." - Helen Rowland
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they don't think there's something wrong with me." - Elayne Boosler
"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign half over to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year." - Bette Davis
"I married beneath me. All women do." - Nancy Astor
"A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted." - Helen Rowland
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they don't think there's something wrong with me." - Elayne Boosler
By:
Manorkill1
Age:
56-60
,
Male
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