Born to Be Pale
I have been pale all my life. I was sick of it one year, so I went to the park and literally burned. I was dead set on getting tan. I must have laid there for like two to three hours trying to get somewhere. This guy came up to flirt with me, I wasn't interested, he was grouse. But when I got home & saw what I did to myself I couldn't believe he didn't say anything. I was as red as a tomato! I looked soooooooo freaky. I never did that again!