Anyone Can Be Touched!
What bugs me the most about the current state of the Pastafarian Church is that people think only atheists can be Pastafarians. The truth is that anyone of any religion can worship the FSM!
We're all about keeping religion out of schools is all. Out of bio textbooks. If you want to worship some other lesser deity on your own time, it's cool! But not during science class, jeeze. :D