The other day I tried to do some sit-ups and basic ballet warm ups. I couldn't do any situps and just stretching was hard. I made it about 5 minutes before quitting. That was enough to leave me panting and sweaty and very hungry. After that I ate two cherry pies and a bag of potato chips plus two liters of coke. Then I fell asleep. When I woke I was sore and hungry. I also tried to jog and do jumping jacks. I could do jumping jacks for about a minute but they were slow and I could jog in place for three minutes but after I felt like I had run for miles. It was great. I drank four gallons of milk and ate four cheese burgers and five large fries afterwards. My belly is to heavy to do much with.
ForeverFatty ForeverFatty
18-21, F
2 Responses May 13, 2012

Except making it heavier!

That's alright...happens to the best of us! Now go get a treat! You earned it!