The Real Story

So this is how i really gave birth:
my husband was taking me out for dinner at quiznos. I was in the middle of eating sandwich when I felt something warm between my legs. I couldn't have peed myself because no way in he'll had I ever wet myself. I realized a couple seconds later that it was my water. I started screaming as a contraction hit. My face was sweaty, and my husband didn't know what I was doing. I was scrEaming at him, telling him to get me to a damn hospital before I have another contraction he listenened. 23 hours later And we had three babies. I can honestly say this about birth:
IT IS BLOODY HELL. I AM NEVER AGAIN GETTING PREGNANT, OR HAVING SEX FOR THAT MANNER!!!
PregnantQuinn PregnantQuinn
22-25
Jul 16, 2010