Crazy Prepared

Zombies won't even give me the time of day, and can't even get them to show themselves for more than a second or two closer than 20 yards away. I'm gonna need more of what they crave more than living flesh ... but I can't live with that either.

I am prepared too. No helpless females here

Nobody's useless, even if they can't fight, build, repair, heal or cook, they can still be bait, or food. As for my negotiating skills, I intend on applying a "cross me and die" policy, and also a slightly broad and arbitrary definition of what constitutes crossing me. Obey as if your life depends on it, because it does >:)

Good. I'll need a good Lieutenant when I commandeer and then blockade the local Wal Mart Super Center.

Sounds awesome, that's pretty much the best place to go to.

wow i thought i was the only one! my preparation is all in my head, i know what to do, where to go, how to get there and who i would recruit/save on my way . The key would be to get to an engineering/construction college in a town about 30 minutes drive away from where i live right now. We would need to gather guns from a house a couple streets up from me and a low security hunting store on the way to clear the building of zombie students. The college has all the materials needed to quickly create strong defences covering all exits and then brick them over when a temporary barricade is made. It has a back up generator and a magnetic crane that could be used to hoist cars onto the roof to fuel the generator and as a bridge to the roof of the nearby shopping centre. the engineering workshop and electronics/chemicals labs have everything i need to make ammunition, heavy weapons, explosives, armor, you name it. Remote controlled explosives would be especially useful. There is a helicopter (inside the workshop, so it will have to be dismantled and re-assembled on the roof) that can be used for evacuation when i am confident i have someone that can fly it. A plan like this almost makes me WANT there to be a zombie apocalypse lol

Oh man late reply but i love this story lol. Should help me with my house cuz they coming to get me.



:) hey

I know all that, but thanks :)

Tip: Don't use blades much. Blood spray from close quarters combat is far more likely to infect you than a cut. Also, humans can survive up to 18 days without food, and only like a week without any water. Water is uber important. Just a couple thoughts.

Of course it`s all hidden :P

Good planning Mugi... I'll bet you're dangerous weapons aren't in the open and obvious like spiked baseball bats (so Hollywood), but more like solid curtain rods with real pointy finials welded onto the ends, or decorative wall hangings , or statues, or even something as simple as easily disassembled furniture that has heavy table legs.

My zombie preparations are all in place, and I just discovered a new toy I want for Christmas...

A Hy-Roller for my Excursion, so I can take my car onto railroad tracks.

Yeah, we're nuts, but like the girl says, at least we won't be zombie cookies

Ya, totally better to have one, or 100.

Nothing wrong with a little preparation. It is better to have a zombie wacker and not need it than to need it and not have it.

Arcadia was a trap Einstein..It's my house dummy ! You miss the part where I said "barricades" and "reserves" ?

Arcadia?

Ahoy me crew ! Me found where us arrh `onna go when `em rottens come !

One doesn`t exclude the other you know.

Relatively to everyone, Selvaria is in the 4% of sympathic people.

Maybe she's a bit uncultivated and do weird things, but she sounds way smarter than most people

Admit you're just using funnier as a nice sounding alternative to dumber.

I dunno. Selvaria is the person I speak the most with on EP.

So Selvaria. It's not that I greet a loony that I don't like you. But yes, you're funnier.

Sounds kinda like envy, is there something we should know ?

That's all you have to say? Son of cookies-less. Who is this? I AM your favorite Mrs.Loonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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You're late Mr.Fox.

Who's this Mr.Fox? I thought I were your favorite Mrs.Loony. Explanation. Now.

i.e.

Hi Mugiw... why is there a spiked baseball bat in the fridge?

In case of any suddent zombie outbreak.

Is it linked to all the C3 in the bathroom?

Yes.

So what if I'm crazy ? I'm not the one who's face is gonna be zombie cookie.

People must think you're a little crazy if they visited your house.