Some Sarcastic Quotes I Think Are Funny

Some Sarcastic quotes I think are funny share some of your own

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

Wow…that outfit is unique…ain’t wrong to be different..’re just asking people to make fun of you.

My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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18-21, M
2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

I'm voting for "light travels faster than sound"

ugliest top is winner for me.