There Was This One Time....

I was waiting on my bf to pick me up and i was standing outside. I looked down at the corner of the house for some reason and saw this HUGEANTIC spider. I mean it was as big as a baseball. My bf got there and looked at it and told me it was a wood spider. It was all hairy. But the worst part was it had little baby spiders all over its back. (shivers violently)

Punk1n Punk1n
36-40, F
4 Responses Sep 23, 2011

That right there is my kryptonite. Not only one huge spider but one with an arm on its back. I woulda introduced it to my 410. Even if it meant a hole in the wall. A gang like that is up to no good!

and it had like 50 baby spiders on its back. AND I didnt have any syrup on me to drown out the taste.

but it was not a hair fan.

eat what you fear.