The Worst Thing About Spiders....

Is when your sitting in a chair on the computer, or laying in bed watching tv, and you feel a little tickle on you foot or something. Then when you look there's a ******* spider crawling on you. There was a time when I was still living with my mom I was laying in be watching tv and I thought my hair was tickling my shoulder. I went to brush it away and it felt like I rammed my finger into a needle. Then this neon green spider came rolling off my shoulder onto my mattress. I grabbed a book, Jules Verne, I think, and smashed the creepy little SOB. There was another night where I was sitting at the computer, and I felt something on my foot. I looked down and there was this huge grey furry spider, maybe an inch and a half body and another inch or so with legs sitting on my foot with its 2 front legs raised up in attack position like on National Geographic. This was while we were remodeling the house, so we had various tools laying around. I waited until it moved onto the floor and cut it in half with a putty knife. After it quit twitching, I got a good close look at it's head, the little bastard was drooling venom at me. I could clearly see a raindrop sized glob of translucent grey liquid gathered on its fangs.
Lucavi Lucavi
26-30, M
1 Response Aug 19, 2007

Ick. I personally hate spiders with a passion, and to know of the one on your foot- aah! I'd not want to go round your mom's house barefoot again if I were you!!