Even the Logo Makes Me Cringe
There must be a reason why I never had any children. I don't think I have the patience. I can't stand whiny, screaming kids. I just want to grab them by the shoulders and say, "What? Why are you crying?"
I have to hear screaming kids on the phone all day at work, because moms that call in don't put the screaming kid down when making a phone call. I purposely speak softer so they can't hear me, then they'll say, "Oh, wait let me go set the baby down."
Don't get me wrong I don't hate kids. I just don't think I was cut out to be a mom and the powers that be didn't grant me any. I love my nieces, but it sure is nice to say, "Time to go to Mommy."