Even the Logo Makes Me Cringe

There must be a reason why I never had any children.  I don't think I have the patience.  I can't stand whiny, screaming kids.  I just want to grab them by the shoulders and say, "What?  Why are you crying?" 

I have to hear screaming kids on the phone all day at work, because moms that call in don't put the screaming kid down when making a phone call.  I purposely speak softer so they can't hear me, then they'll say, "Oh, wait let me go set the baby down." 

Don't get me wrong I don't hate kids.  I just don't think I was cut out to be a mom and the powers that be didn't grant me any.  I love my nieces, but it sure is nice to say, "Time to go to Mommy."



darlene darlene
41-45, F
2 Responses May 2, 2009

what the hell happened to it- IT DOESN"T exist anymore even if you get the education their is no good paying job at the end of it- unless doctor or lawyer is the plan<br />
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so these people skip to the thing that will last beyond themselves <br />
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i have to say to the author you made exactly the right decision in not having kids and not falling for the must procreate to be a whole human being idea that is so prevelent

I used to do that too. I would get quieter if there was any background noise. Worked like a charm.