But If You Are...

...male, RETURN TO SENDER immediately. If you persist, then make sure your estate's in order, your will is signed, reserve yourself a hospital bed, grab a one-way ticket, and come on over. My beloved and loving brother is waiting to meet you.
eleanorssong eleanorssong
56-60, F
3 Responses May 16, 2012

The tone of my story is specifically directed at the males who 1. Ignore my spelled out caveat, "no males", and 2. Speak of sexual or vulgar innuendos--whether straight, gay, stray, gate, or what the heck ever.

what if the guy coming is a gay , and is weighting for your beloved brother also