Ssshhhh....don't tell him, but I'm totally stalking Dasmuggler today.  Following him around, commenting on his stories, looking inside his windows.......

I haven't decided if I'm going to wait for him in the darkened parking lot when he leaves work.  I'm still thinking about that. 

CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
31-35, F
10 Responses Feb 7, 2009

Damn it.<br />
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You can see me.

threw a shoe at another driver

Well, if you can really see me, then what did I just do?

I see you following me in my rear view mirror

No need to worry, my sweet man. Though I might tie you up and put you in my closet, I will make sure you are well fed and comfortable. Well, as comfortable as you can be on the floor of my closet. *wink*

You ladies are frightening me...

Enregalia is correct, Das. I have the duct tape in my trunk already. Handcuffs shined and ready to go.

Hahaha..exactly Enregalia. Handcuffed..it won't matter!<br />
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It puts the Lotion on the skin! It does what it's told!!! <br />
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:) :)

I won't smoke a joint on the beach....<br />
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And you will have to clean your apartment before you can kidnap me anyway

You really should. I can only follow him until about 6pm tonight..so after that he'd be all alone! Can't let that happen! Make sure you get the picture I asked you to take..you know..him..the banana..and the gerbil! ;)