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I Am Starting My Own Cult

As Part Of The Corporate Merger

By: goliathtree
Written on February 4th, 2013


GT Corp promises to provide Sonnet Corp with equivalent chanting.
By: goliathtree
Age: 46-50 , Male
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    DEGBEME
    DEGBEME

    I am sorry but I can only adore Sonnet. If you remember she holds all rights to me, so I must direct my chanting to her.

    ....................................... wanders off to do more adoring and chanting..............

    Feb 13
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      goliathtree
      goliathtree

      that is how subsidiaries are supposed to work.

      Feb 13
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    ShakespeareSonnet116
    ShakespeareSonnet116

    **** off! & stop stealing my ideas! *snort of derision @ "GT Corp"*

    You should know better than to just expect me to see stuff sans link. I do tend to wander off towards shinny...

    Otherwise... Yay! :D

    Feb 13
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    CharlieUniform
    CharlieUniform

    I freaking love the Hare Krishnas... *chants and dances*

    Feb 6
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    JoeyPFoxx
    JoeyPFoxx

    As a senior shareholder in both organizations, I would like to understand better what the benefits are to me prior to approving said merger.

    Feb 4
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      goliathtree
      goliathtree

      Our legal teams are currently working on a shareholder brief. Sonnet and I will release it sometime in June once we get the fax machine wired into the Jamaican subsidiary offices.

      Feb 4
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      goliathtree

      The subsidiary offices are being built with stimulus funding. Everything is shovel ready.

      Feb 4
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