I Have A Theory...

There seems to be a lot of worrying and puzzlement over why people have this urge. I think of it as being quite natural and primal. Among the instincts which are this natural and primal are the urge to put things in one's mouth (observe babies of a certain age), and of course the sex drive.

Given a basically hetero- and monogamous male, he typically has "at his disposal" the potential for oral contact with every possible erogenous zone-- except his (or someone's like his) own. Unless he's a circus contortionist or just bloody lucky to be that limber, he can't do himself. His female partner, on the other hand, has all the other equipment he could ever want to put his mouth on (we're talking hypothetical, potential contact here), including breasts that aren't simply vestigial.

The **** & balls are all that remain, unavailable to him in a typical sexual relationship.

We always want what we 'can't' have! So we're driven to complete our oral exploration however we can.

Anyway, that's my story/theory/excuse & I'm stickin' to it! ;-)
badonkadoku badonkadoku
46-50, M
1 Response Jul 22, 2010

I like the way you think. Justification..... Who needs it anyway. I just want to suck ****!!!!!