I am so colossally dumb, it's hilarious. I have vast amounts of information in my head, like any normal person, I just can't apply it to anything. I somehow manage to fail at the most basic of tasks even if instructed on how to perform it several times. One of my charges is sweeping the tile floors in my house and I can't even do that right. Every time I do it someone always complains of dirt or stepping on crap. When anyone else does it, the floor is flawlessly clean. I cannot understand basic concepts sometimes and have to have them explained to me time and again before they get through my thick skull. I am just inept and an idiot.