I Got This In An Email Forward Today

And it reminded me of some of my girlds here:

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,  but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
 

1.. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you..  

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.  

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.  

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!  

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.  

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again.. I don't want whatever you have.  

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!  

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

 

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9 Responses Mar 25, 2009

lol! one of my fav. sayings. did you watch is it "step brothers?" with colin ferral. omggg he's histerical. i love them. lol.

dude!!! i say that all the time!! if you are sad i will jump on the person who made you sad like a monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!! i say that all the time!!<br />
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nice post hun!

yeah when the time comes i told him i wanted to go to tahiti for our honeymoon. that's paradiseee!<br />
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omg i've always wanted to go to egypt!

yes!! i cannot wait to go. i'm still researching for places to stay and doing other activites besides the obvious. i wonder how long we should go for. hm...

lol! thanks love! i did ask jesse again and he said he knows what to do when the time comes and yes, he's allowed. he preferr not to now, but he said we can when it comes down to it. anyways, i'm looking to go to FIJI! and get massages by the waterfall. lol.

they're being so weird lately.

seriously? wtf.

i'm seriously dieing here at work. i still haven't caught up on sleep yet since i got back. i need helppp! lol.

lol i remember that! love it. lol. i'm actually drinking mountain dew right now for breakfast since they ran out of my redbull grrr! lol.