All these fat jokes... Try these...

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Yo momma so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo momma so old her social security number is '1'.

Yo momma so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo momma so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo momma so thin paper gets jealous.

Yo momma so stupid she thought 'Wu Tang' was an African orange drink.

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo momma teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.

Yo momma teeth are so gapped the front one says 'Next tooth one mile'.

Yo momma so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo momma so hairy she got dreadlocks on her back.

Yo momma so hairy, her armpits look like she got Don King in a headlock.
crazynam321 crazynam321
36-40, M
Aug 17, 2014