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Guide To ‘whoopn’ Yo Chil’rens

GUIDE TO ‘WHOOPN’ YO CHIL’RENS
Rules #1-Don’t fake with the chil’rens nor play with them….
Rule #2-Find your object, tool of choice to whoop them with so they will remember it each time you get ready to whoop them….
Rule #3-Inform the authority that you are about to whoop the chil’rens before they try to call 9-1-1 and instead dial 9-1-7….
Rule #4-Find a corner for them to go into when you get done whoopn them and they better not move, cry, or make a sound…
Rule #5-10-Breathe…
Rule #11-Always keep in mind that your parents dead or alive can still whoop you too…
Rule #12-Talk to the chil’rens while you whoop them so they know what they getting a whoopn for…
Rule #13-Notice the areas you whoop them so you can sign your name on the dotted line under that area …
Rule #13 1/2-The more they act up the more you whoop them…
Rule #14-When whoopn yo chil’rens, find a technique that always works ex. swing of belt, holding of hand/foot/clothing, etc…
Rule #15-If they try to run, throw a lasso around the neck and pull them back to you…
Rule #16-If they act up in the car, pull the car over, take off the alternator belt, and tear they *** up…
Rule #17-Make sure when you whoop them you get the full workout, this may require whoopn them over and over until they get it in their head…
Rule #18-After you whoop them, make sure you don't hear a word from them until it is they time to speak…
Rule #19-Find a method of surprise ex. when they least expect it, when they bathe, etc….
Rule #20-Pray that you don't kill them when you whoop rather they die in they sleep after the cry (Harsh, I KNOW!!)…
Rule #21-If anyone tries to stop you from whoopn yo chil’rens, ask them if they want to help…
Rule #22-Try not to have flashbacks of the whoopn's you used to get, rather incorporate the learning experience you got from your whoopns…
Rule #23-After a whoopn and going to a store, they shouldn't look at anything, touch anything, less like breath on anything, otherwise, a whoopn time and place should to your discretion. (At that moment, would be my discretion)…
Rule #24-If you don't know how to whoop, the best starter tip is to hold them away from you and swoop down as you spank (the original "whoop")…
Rule #25-Enjoy the peace after you get done whoopn yo chil'rens!
 
*Notes*
-When whoopn yo chil’rens, you cannot be their friend...YOU ARE THE PARENT!!! THEY ARE THE CHILD!!!...
-Punishments are good, whoopns are better…
-Single parent have fun…  Parents that are together, take turns….
-Keep them with chores to do….
-You should know what to whoop them for….
-For one, which should have been at the beginning, they should have manners, respect, and discipline...this is what whoopns' teaches…
-Learn the difference between outside and inside voices and their uses…
-Start a collection of whoopn items ex. belts, switches (single or doubled), ext. cords, etc. (Don't get too outrageous, not good for your health, you may become addicted) …
-Drink plenty of water….
-Whoopn is not beating.  It is disciple and manners.  Beating is hitting.  That is abuse….
 
 
© 2011.  Justin Henderson.  All Rights Reserved.
jpinc jpinc 26-30, M May 28, 2012

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