I got a hundred pennies.

CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
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34 Responses Feb 13, 2009

I love lamp.

And the flowers are still standing.

I throw my shoe at you.

seating charts cause green chairs to become better pets

The Dukes of Hazzard

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Centrifugal fungus.

Flippery doo!!


I am the electrical charge inside a sea of dead batteries.

I have goosebumps.

Strawberry Shortcake made out with Rainbow Bright behind the Circle K.

beneath Chuck Norris' beard is no chin, only another fist

Chuck Norris wears a tutu when he brushes his teeth with turpentine.

phosphoric acid threw up on my canary

I am a lamppost in a sea of chili.

Cake radio piffle. :P

Reverse osmosis does not work on cell phones that have been dipped in chocolate.

Darth Spongy stole my lunch money

Indian Pancreas cleaned the fish tank with shoe inserts

The eagle flies at midnight.

My socks have taken my bathroom over.

When did I put Greenman on?

Julia Roberts ate my hamster sandwich

smurfs and furbies have pitiful slumber parties

The smurfs are throwing shoes at dasmuggler.


Mr. Spock's soccer game does counterclock wise backflips

My screen door is singing to me.

I ate my sunglasses

I think my fish is a Buddhist.

mustard chocolate donuts

Die Katze schläft unter dem Bett.

Bookends are melancholy