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Here are two or three comments I made in passing when I was talking to my VA therapist the other day which she found humorous.
I thought I would pass them along with the warning "Hey! The jokes don't get any better!"
Hormonal changes:
First major hot flash. I thought the stories I read as a kid about spontaneous combustion burning a human alive from within were true! Soon I thought I would be a pile of ash.
Skin changes. Need head to toe moisterizer. Recommendation? 10W 30 Quaker State.
Biggest surprise breast change? Under boob sweat.

I know if I was a stand up would want to throw your beer bottle at me by now...but that's why they make them plastic!!!!!
cyrsti cyrsti 61-65, T 3 Responses Jul 15, 2012

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Keep going it may get better I liked the under boob sweat one.

Hi Crsti! About that breast change surprise:<br />
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I recently visited my dermatologist to have a small growth removed from my back. When she finished, she asked if there was anything else she could do for me. I thought for a minute, then told her how as I've grown older and put on some weight, my man boobs have tended to sag. Even though I always dry carefully after bathing, I've recently been trouble by a heat rash under my boobs. I thought she might prescribed something, but she told me to just apply an antiperspirant between and underneath my boobs every day. <br />
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How could I not have just intuitively known something so obvious? Anyway, it's worked like a charm -- no more sweat, no more rash. Good luck and best wishes.


dim and half witted, I know!

They're bad enough to be funny :)