A Proud Supporter of Twatists Everywhere

 Many of you may be confused by this group. Allow me to explain...

While there are many in this world who choose to discriminate on the basis of color, race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or any of a wide range of other asinine reasons, a Twatist rises above these petty differences. 

Twatists hold no prejudices against anyone for things beyond their ability to control. No, Twatists only hold disdain for those who fail to control their own behavior and thereby comport themselves as what can only be called, in the colloquialism of our day, a ****.

Come join us in our mission to exterminate the rapacious **** from polite society! We welcome any and all regardless of race, color, or creed. Gay, straight, or transgendered. Our only requirement for membership is complete and utter refusal to tolerate or participate in the reprehensible actions and behaviors we so loathe and despise.

Twatists unite!


**raises fist in show of unity*** 

celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000
32 Responses Aug 21, 2008

The TWATISTs Welcome you into our fold!

We're marching on Washington in January. We'll all be wearing full shirts... the time has come to put our feet down and our fists in the air and draw a line in the dirt in front of the Washington monument and say to the People... that one day our children will ask when the change came and we can tell them with a resounding, resolute voice that THIS WAS THE TIME that America stood as a unified force, determined to promote the *****, Stifle the V-Neck and Deport The Twats. Let the Trident of Liberty gently yet uncomfortably poke the tightie-whitie'd *** of the establishment and break ground on a new, better nation.<br />
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Back to floating my liver.<br />
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I have a dream!!!!!<br />
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It involves a trident, you at the podium in front of the reflecting pool, and thousands of people of all colors, genders, sexual orientations, and creeds in crew neck tees joining hands and chanting, "No more twats! No more twats!"<br />
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Somewhere, MLK Jr. is looking down at us and smiling...

Do I need to fill out an official application to join or is it completely voluntary?