Hilarious Phobias

I have put together a makeshift list of actual phobias that people have and more gain everyday.

Ambulophobia: fear of walking little bit confused 4 a person, who is lazy, or does not want to walk.

Pteronophobia: people who fear of being delighted, by a feather.

Selenophobia: It refers 2 the fear of the Moon.

Gamophobia: This refers 2 the fear of marriage.

Linonophobia: A gloomy fear of strings!

Euphobia: This is the fear of hearing good or braking news.

Vestiophobia: this is generally known as the fear of clothing.

Syngenesophobia: The fear of relatives could certainly be more common then we think.

Aphenphosmphobia: The fear of being touched.

Cacophobia: The fear of ugliness, cacophobia, can easily gain sympathetic ears.

Novercaphobia: Also known as the fear of stepmothers.

Epistemophobia: This is also referred to as the fear of knowledge.

Panophobia: I think we should all spare a thought for the people with a fear of everything.

Haphephobia: Fear of being touched.

Doraphobia: The fear of touching the skin or hair of an animal.

Eremophobia: The fear of being alone

Ergophobia: A fear of or dislike to work.

Hypnophobia: The fear of being sleep

Brontophobia: The fear of abnormal thunder.

Ophidiophobia: The fear of snakes

Taphephobia: The fear of being buried alive.

Phobophobia: An excessive fear of acquiring a phobia.

Anuptaphobia: Fear of staying single.

Botanophobia- Fear of plants.

Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.

Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.

Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.

Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.

Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.

Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.

Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.

Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.

Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.

Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.

Iophobia- Fear of poison.

Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.

Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.

Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.

Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.

Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.

Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.

Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.

Noctiphobia- Fear of the night.

Oenophobia- Fear of wines.

Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.

Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.

Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.

Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.

Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.

Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.

Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.

Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.

Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.

Thermophobia- Fear of heat.

Verbophobia- Fear of words.

Verminophobia- Fear of germs.

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
(what is a walloon you say? Walloon- Person or people residing in southern or eastern Germany who speak the french dialect. And for reading this, your now my walloon)

Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.

Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.

Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

WaywardCrows WaywardCrows
18-21, M
5 Responses Jul 31, 2011

I have a fear of tomatoes. Not shure if there is a phobia for that though...

Well sorry if you didn't think they funny then

I have eisoptrophobia... not really that funny ;3

Haha, I loved it. I actually have myrmecophobia. And the worst part is it makes my body freeze up so I cant even move to brush them off of me. Ugh, I hate ants.

Have no name for it though there may be one. I have an unreasoning fear of going to bed at night! Not that I fear anything happening to me, but of things happening "behind my back".