The Reviews Are In...

I may be adding things to this as I find them...
Please feel free to add ones you've happened to find in the comments section, with the URL's included.

This review of an inflatable sex doll can be found at
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inflatable-Perfect-Woman-Blow-doll/dp/B002WUOH6E/ref=tag_stp_s2_edpp_url

"Educational: 5.0 out of 5 stars Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars

She's great to start with. Amazing sex time and time again.
Everything just went so well to begin with to the point where I was on one knee before I knew it properly obsessed I was.
The sex was the first to go down the pan, she began to stretch. Worst of all she started moaning about the state of the house all the time and that she was sick of the dishes etc. My last girlfriend was free (ish) so £3.85 is a rip off in comparison.
Eventually it came to a sticky end but I didn't get off lightly. She got the car (BMW M3), the house (semi-detached 3 bedroom in Devon) and even custody off my child to a previous partner.
To top it off, she's now a successful popstar who looks a bit like Cheryl Cole and nearly won the X-Factor not so long back whereas me, I'm still living in the box she came in.
At least I've seen the back of the PVC freak!!!
Don't bother guys, get a flight to Thailand instead."


This review was also on Amazon.co.uk (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blow-Up-Inflatable-Doll-Female/dp/B001FOA3JI/ref=tag_stp_s2_edpp_url)

"Feel let down by this inflatable women,having inflated her before i left for work this morning ready for my return,I rushed home with a spring in my step,imagine how dissapointed I was to find neither the ironing done or the dinner cooking.I would have written this complaint faster had I not had to change the babies nappy as it hadnt done that either!Had I wanted a useless women that does nothing all day and just lays there during sex I wouldnt have left my first wife!"

The following review of a local pizza place can be found @ https://plus.google.com/108383409516808249549/about?gl=us&hl=en
Written by one Philip Mason:
"Needs to be burned to the ground, rebuilt, and burned again. "

Someone on another site pointed me towards this...um...masterpiece...

" A warning from across the pond..., July 3, 2012 By  A. Chappell This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Health and Beauty) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat."
"I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen."
"I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me."
"The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain."
"The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)"


And this, why...THIS is a review of Experience Project...

http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/05/08/social-network-experience-project-terrible/

"The biggest problem with the site is the people who use it. I’m very familiar with online morons but the Experience Project’s membership is pathbreaking in its stupidity. It’s as though every philly.com commenter were lobotomized and then chained to Experience Project terminals."
hylierandom hylierandom
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1 Response Dec 7, 2012

Very funny, did you see the Nazi Germany Flag one?

Nah. Let me get my search on...