Black And Decker ******

I CAN'T be the only guy who has done this....

I have hard wood floors in my old house. I was redoing a bedroom upstairs and had the carpet up and the tack strips up. I was trying to salvage the floors in this old house - it had been a rental since 1961 and needless to say I had a job cut out for me.

So I am working with a belt sander and Black and Decker "Mouse" detail sander for door frames and window frames and some spots on the floors. I was all alone on this Saturday when I was putting pressure on the "Mouse" sander, knocking down some splinters from pulling up the tack strips. I was in my cargo shorts and accidentally got into a position wherein the vibrations from this little sander were transferred to my crotch and IT WAS LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH WAS FLIPPED ON!!! Guys will know what I am talking about - when the brain says "UM -YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" to something instead of concentrating on what I was doing. I instantly knew what I was going to do. This damn thing has P-O-W-E-R for a little sander and I was going to use it like I did my wife's Toshiba Wand Massager that I THOUGHT was powerful!!!

So I made damn sure I really was still alone and I pulled my shorts down by left my underpants up. I took the sandpaper off of the bottom of this BandD Mouse sander (fits in the palm of your hand) and blew the wood dust off of it. It has a soft foam-like pad that backs the sand paper that is fitted for the device. I turned it on and touched it to the head of my **** through my underwear.

I AM HERE TO TELL YOU - IT BUCKLED MY KNEES AND DROVE ME TO THE FLOOR!!! I came before I hit the floor - and I came like a firehose and I held it on there until I thought I would have a stroke!!!

I got cleaned up and decided that would NOT be the only time I did that!!!!!! It completely took my breath away.

Think this is made up? TRY IT. Then tell me I made this up. (Just remember to take the sand paper off LOL)
samsamsonite samsamsonite
46-50, M
Nov 29, 2012