I Would Have Said It

 I would have said the same thing if it did happened to me 






  I asked him if, for the time being, hed put it in

  the downstairs toilet for me, and you know what hes done? He's

  only planted it in the pan! Yes, actually in the lavatory pan, with

  compost and everything! I mean, how anyone can be so utterly goofy

  just boggles the mind... a mistake anyone could have made? Are you

  stark... I mean, what am I supposed to do, **** my leg against the

  trunk like a Yorkshire terrier?