I would have said the same thing if it did happened to me I asked him if, for the time being, hed put it in the downstairs toilet for me, and you know what hes done? He's only planted it in the pan! Yes, actually in the lavatory pan, with compost and everything! I mean, how anyone can be so utterly goofy just boggles the mind... a mistake anyone could have made? Are you stark... I mean, what am I supposed to do, **** my leg against the trunk like a Yorkshire terrier?