Hulk InteruptedIt's not easy been huge and green. People have preconceptions about who you are and the way you should act. Everywhere Hulk turns people are like "Hulk Smash" this and "Angry" that. But Hulk's put those days behind him now. Hulk feels he's making real progress and hardly ever jumps into helecopters any more.
It wasn't always like this though. A few years ago Hulk was sent by Nick Fury for therapy after Hulk embarressed himself in an incident involving the League of Super Pets, an ancient redwood pine and a chemical waste transporter. Nick was all "You're big, green and angry. Now I don't have a problem with the first two, but this has got to stop, yo mothersucker!" and that was it, Hulk was off to Arkham's Green Wing.
Hulk met lots of other angry green people while he was there: Green Lantern Hal Jordan, The Green Goblin, notorious wife beater The Green Giant, to name but a few. But it was flash-in-the-pan MTV sensation Tom Green whos quirky antics and excentric behavour would eventually teach Hulk the life lessons he would need to control his anger and become the Hulk he is today.
So give a thought for how Hulk must feel the next time he knocks out your phone lines and throws your car in the river.
I am who I am, and who I am is the Happy Hulk.
HappyHulk 26-30, M 1 Response 4 May 11, 2012