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W.i.c.o.e. (women In Charge Of Everything) ...

 is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS:
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR:
practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL:
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS:
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
 HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH:
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST!
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER:
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION:
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE:
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
 GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME:
Individual counselors available
CatchCabby CatchCabby 56-60, F 14 Responses May 31, 2010

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D - brilliant , I'll get the sound team working on it! X@

Hahhaaaaa. Not may, they always do.

LMFAO! This is very, very hilarious. Great story and presentation.

Watchit B! Slaves may turn on their masters! X@

Do you beautiful ladies know how fulfilling it is to know that I can already do all this stuff but that I don't have to.<br />
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My slave will do it for me.<br />
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hahahaha

I can't take credit for writing this, only posting it here. Glad you've enjoyed t everyone X@

That is really fun, I’m sure 2 days would not change any man, It might take a life time, but in those 2 day you can convince us that there is plenty we can improve, - Just to know it doesn't mean we will.<br />
I'm reading this again And I’m laughing, ,, I like your sense of humor, and I’m sure a conversation with you is real fun. (Not sure about your w.i.c.o.e class)

Perhaps a subliminal tape could be produced for nightly sleeptime reinforcement....and a shock collar for further behavioral modification.....

Great idea Lilt! X@

Just serve plenty of RedBull during snack breaks.

:D Lilt, I knew it was a little ambitious, but decided to really challenge them and make them feel utterly fabulous if they managed. However, repeats are limited to 2 times only. A stretch, I know ... X@

I'm a little skeptical. Can all this really be done in two days?<br />
Does that include repeating everything 3 times?

I'm in a silly mood! Aww luv ya scoobs mwah! X@

Is all this stuff really necessary? :-P