Answered Bottomless To The Jehovah’s Witnesses

I suppose that's one way to get rid of them...

Maybe they just witnessed Jehovah!

Awesome story!

I'm afraid I would be too:-) their response and yours was very amusing;-) thnx

I've done it with two women and a man..... The women just giggled, the man was shocked

What a shame they didn't come in. You could have tested their faith!!!

This has got to best way of getting rid of evanglists ive ever heard of. I promise you i will try it some day.

Ha ha! What a great way to spurn them and confuse them at the same time!

Awesome! If I wasn't worried about getting arrested, I'd greet every solicitor at the door naked. Then I'd try to keep the conversation going as long as possible just to torture them!

I love it! I've been known to answer the door nude on several occassions as well. I should start doing this to solicitors to keep them away! They bug the heck out of me!!

My wife was expecting someone else and answered the door in one of my dress shirts. Thats right, it is ALL she had on and it wasn't buttoned. The two young men at the door were Mormum missionaries. She didn't even bother pulling the shirt closed and thought about inviting them in to see just how they might behave. I wish she had because I know they would have at least both had boners.

LOL...... that's awesome. Probably the best technique for them to go on their merry way....

That sounds to good to be true, so that is all it takes to scare them off. It is so simple, sounds like you had some good humor fun with them.

Fantastic! They won't be stopping by again...or maybe they will. I had two young women stop by and I decided that next time I saw them coming, I'd answer the door wearing only a towel around my waist and then accidentally let it fall when they handed me their literature.

We should never change who we are depending upon who is at the door. We would miss all those wonderful expressions right before they flee down the stairs;-)

hahahahahaha, I absolutely love it, maybe I will try the same thing :)

Omg that is to funny. I'm sure that there still talking about you to this day, or at least dreaming about you. Lol.

Great story! Would love to have the opportunity to do exactly the same.

One of the best stories. I love reading about how people are weirded out by nudity. It's how we come into this world and is a natural thing.

That's what I'd like to do and hoprfu;;y rhe word will get around NOT to come to my house. I'll have to try it next time!!

LOL.....good for you.....that's probably the best way to silence them

You little devil. LOL loved this.

i did it naked i think it was the first **** the young girl had ever seen!!

good thing is, it works to keep them away, i have done it to them and the other religious people that come to my house at 8 am on a saturday morning when i just got home from work a 6 am

Ahhh!!!!, now I know how to get rid of them. Other than quoting from the book of revelations

Fantastic story

Yeah, I think that they will always remember your house. I know that I would always come back to try to see one more time. What a funny experience though.

I love it! This is the best way to deal with those god-squad types!

Bravo my dear . . .

My wife, before I met her, had a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses show up when she was heading to the bathroom for a shower. She had no idea that they were there until she saw someone through the window near the back door. However, they saw her totally naked. They haven't been back since. Just to make sure they don't visit us now, I'm thinking about answering the door the same way.

I answered the door to the JW's in my bathrobe unaware that I was poking out of it (my girlfriend and I had been fooling around but had not gotten down to business yet). The ladies looked down, covered their faces with Watchtower and I have not seen another one at my door since. Too bad nudity and sexuality are deterrents.