I Appreciate Honesty

Unless...

By: JoeyPFoxx

Written on February 1st, 2013

If you notice that my fly is down... please tell me.

If I have something in my teeth... please tell me.

If you think I'm an *******... please tell me.

But, if you think I'm an arrogant, intolerant know it all who makes people feel bad for being dumb and lazy? I don't want to hear it. I really don't give a ****.

:-)

By: JoeyPFoxx

Age: 41-45 , Male

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22 responses

goliathtree

Please! Everyone! don't tell him his fly is down.....

Feb 1
2 likes
- JoeyPFoxx
  Why? So that you can stare?
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- goodlittlegirl
  I kinda want to stare too!
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- JoeyPFoxx
  Wanna see an elephant?
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- goodlittlegirl
  Yes I do, just give me a heads up when he squirts...O.o.
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- Kathryn1985
  Dbl XX can take that lithe trunk and form 28 different kinds of intricate knots.
  Among other things.
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- JoeyPFoxx
  I am a knotty boy after all...
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- goliathtree
  tie me a bowline! remember....the rabbit comes out of the hole, runs around the tree and then back down the hole again.
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- Kathryn1985
  Aaagh, finally, a master of the in-and-out.
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- goliathtree
  double double please.
  http://partners.visitrenotahoe.com/assets/423/inandoutburger.jpg
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- Kathryn1985
  Perfect timing GT. The belly growls. Well, girly growl.
  I was gonna say something alluding to the first bite of the stacked burgers, ketchup and greasy goodness dripping down the chin but that comment would surely be misconstrued.
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- JoeyPFoxx
  Where's the spittoon?
  
  Feb 21
  1 like
- goliathtree
  Katie is bringing it.
  
  Feb 22
  1 like
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Kathryn1985

I don't mind the hunchback. Honestly, I know it's a deformity that has been with you since birth. But the fukking bulging, singular eye that seemingly follows one around no matter what corner of the room is the stuff of nightmares. Would you kindly blink once in a while?

Feb 1
3 likes
- JoeyPFoxx
  If I blink, then I will no longer be able to see through your clothes.
  So... sorry. I cannot oblige. I rather enjoy the view.
  
  Feb 1
  1 like
- goliathtree
  Actually Katie...he is lying. The reason he can't blink is BECAUSE he can see through your clothes....just not enough skin left to blink.........
  *hand Joey visine*
  
  Feb 1
  1 like
- Kathryn1985
  ya both enjoyed the tattooed rendition (in fine detail) of the sinking of the Bismarck , which covers the real estate from mid-chest to pubic bone . . . belly button is the torpedo hole which did her in?
  
  Feb 1
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- goliathtree
  reminds me of a Kingston Trio Song......
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21c-v3TDf6Y
  
  Feb 1
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CopperCoil

Why you got to always hate on the dumb and lazy?

Feb 1
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- JoeyPFoxx
  it's how I roll....
  
  Feb 1
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goodlittlegirl

I'm liking you more and more. Theres no escaping now.

Feb 1
2 likes
- CopperCoil
  Watch out.. he is a charmer that one.
  
  Feb 1
  1 like

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