Be a Time Traveller, Use General Electric.

 

http://johntitor.strategicbrains.com/

 

C’mon, Who doesn’t want to survive world war three, then travel back to the seventies to pick up an IBM, then on your way back to the future stop in 1999 to tell everyone how the future people laugh at them (and visit your younger self) and warn the city dwellers of their foolishness.

But seriously, he makes for very compelling reading, a man who covered almost all his bases with his verbal side stepping. He even ensured he could not get caught out by his vague predictions by describing a quantum foam kind of universe...time travel is not really time travel, its just travelling to a dimension that’s close enough to what your dimensions past was like...then you return to your future and take the place of another you that is currently on another timeline. So even though he said that we are exactly like his world was in 200?, that does not mean we will suffer the same fate, because we are a different time line (think ‘Sliders’).

Wow, sounds really confusing huh? Almost impossible to catch him out because he had an answer for everything. I want to be John Titor, and god willing, I will be.

Thing I hated the most about John Titor’s predictions, that they believe that Jesus lived and preformed miracles…scary thing is that might just be the case if an apocalyptic event hit now. They have general electric time machines and a quantum universe where everything is possible…and they still believe in a deity? Dark times call for old comforts…

Actually, I don’t want to be John Titor, if he is a representative of the future, I can do without his future. I’ll be a John Titor from another universe where everything is good and there was no 2009 civil war in America (Followed by Russian nuclear strike)…Nah, Ill just be me in now

 

I wrote a song about John Titor about 4 years ago when I first discovered his archives online. It’s a nice little diddy

 

Chorus:

John Titor, Time Traveller

John TItor, Time Traveller

 

Verse 1

(Yell) He came from the future!

But not our Future!

It’s another future and it’s kinda like ours but it’s not the same!

 

Chorus

John Titor, Time Traveller

John TItor, Time Traveller

 

(yell)There was a war!

Or there will be a war!

But we don’t know, because it’s another future and it’s not the same!

 

Chorus

John Titor, Time Traveller

John TItor, Time Traveller

 

(yell)He went to the seventies

It was another seventies but looked the same as ours so you wouldn’t tell the difference!

 

Chorus

John Titor, Time Traveller

John TItor, Time Traveller

John Titor, Time Traveller

John TItor, Time Traveller ( X50, then trail off into whisper)

 

(Disclaimer, this is all silliness)

(Other disclaimer, or is it?)

(Last disclaimer, I guess you have to wait and find out)

smebro smebro
22-25, M
1 Response Jul 8, 2007

I don't know if I mentioned, he claimed to be an actual time traveller for the new American government (After all the cities get blown up by the Russia/farming America alliance), he posted pictures, detailed specs of the time machine, and made us all very uneasy for awhile.<br />
Check it out!