Why Me??

So tonite, I had a strange experience while shopping in the Dollar Tree.

I was just minding my own beeswax, searching for light bulbs and stuff, when this guy walks on the aisle and says  "HI BEAUTIFUL"

I wanted to say "Go f-u-c-k yourself"

He had on a green shirt like he worked at the place. 

I just looked at him with a long , serious face thinkin to myself "IS HE SERIOUS?"  lol

Today, was one of those days when I felt icky.

Im experiencing some ugly hideous pimply outbreak on my face.
I've been pickin at my pimple and bursted it.
I have a nice reminder of that big fat pimple..its an open sore.
so My face looks like crap to me.

I silently left the aisle and went to another one.

Then I went to the check out line and the guy came walking toward the check out line and I remembered that I needed to get some sunflower seeds, so I headed to the snack line.

The same guy comes through the aisles, to the snack aisle and watched me pick up my sunflower seeds.

I dont know if he really needed to come down the aisle or what but I needed him to move the hell out of my way because I needed to head to the check out line...

So I say "Excuse me"...he slides out of the way but looks me up and down.

I WANTED TO VOMIT!

This dude was short , pudgy and looked at least 5 yrs younger than I.

He looked like he was thinking some pervish crap while staring at me.

UGHHHHHH
 
WHY ME???