I have actually started my christmas shopping, early this year. Last night, I had to go purchase satin ribbon at a craft store, for my gift wrap. As I enter the aisle, I see this gritty, much older woman, with HARSH black eyeliner, mascara, blue blue eyeshadow and hot pink lips, wearing a flannel shirt and teetering in high heels... she looks like she hadn't been sober in 20 years. Anyway, she spends serious time on the assessment and then purchase of TONS OF GLITTER... she is looking at all of the colors, picking up various bottles and talking to herself.
When she had filled her cart with every imaginable form and color of glitter, she looked at me and said "I JUST DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE CAN GET THRU THE HOLIDAYS WITHOUT GLITTER!!" and teetered off with her goods.
What is the use of glitter and the holidays? Anyone know?