What? You Don't Beat Your Meat?
Oh!. I get it. You're one of them guys who play with yourself.
You say you ********** cause it sounds nice.
Some of you even Jack Off. Or *******.
Some might even Jerk Off. You do that to music?
And how many of you play SPANK THE MONKEY?
That's a fun game.
but us REAL GUYS we don't go for that sissy stuff,
We grab our dicks and slap it a few times to wake it up. Cuss it too. And the we really go for it.
Teach that **** who's BOSS.
We even know how to change hands and gain a stroke.
And when we shoot that big load, we shoot it clear across the room. No piddly little dribble here for us.
You just gotta love to BEAT YOUR MEAT.