Sending Out a SOS
Help! I'm trapped in an office where I'm surrounded by women who do nothing but complain. They don't just say it, they SHRIEK about it. I'm already getting a headache and it's not 9 am yet. What the hell is wrong with these people??? Not everything in life is some frickin tragedy.
Doesn't anybody remember how to laugh & have a good time?
Seriously, if anybody knows where I can get some chill pills to contaminate the water supply here, I will gladly pay them to send them FED EX.
Also, somebody needs to notify Russell Crowe ASAP. I need rescuing dammit!