Dnc Convention Schedule

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America ' - led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."

5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama

5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons

9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore

9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation

9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagoyavich rally

11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a tingle down my leg ( actually I just peepied myself)' Matthews

12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his fake birth certificate

12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room -

(The convention was over at 12:30 )

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7 Responses Sep 4, 2012

I am from Charlotte. By the way, normal Charlotteans were allowed in the demilitarized zone unless they had some form of identification. Yes, they shut out all of the people from the "poor" side of town when they changed the venue from the stadium to the arena. Obviously, this party does not care about the poor like they say on television.

How dare you tell me that I don't know what made America great! You are like a child with your broken record repeating. You just keep saying the same thing over, and over again. Barack Obama is far from a Marxist. You are just being paranoid and delusional to even suggest he is remotely communist. Oh and good for you for being all God fearing, and ****. Good for you, that is your business though, and it is my business to not be God fearing just as it is for everyone else. I am not asking you to stop ridiculing the president, or what liberals believe, I am asking for maturity, and understanding. I am asking for at least an ounce of kindness, and respect. We all live in the same country, and we all need to be at least a little bit civil. United we stand, divided we fall.

May I add 2:30 Doors open; be prepared to produce 2 forms of ID like we claim you are racist if you want people to show ID to vote.

lol Awesome:-)

Funny! :)

You know both of you are worse than the president with your childish games. Just because we don't agree with your politics does not mean we hate America. I am sick and tired of hearing how much you know, because all you know is bullying, and childish torment. You throw a fit when you don't get your way. You are not always right, so shut up and show some respect. There is no country that completely agrees on every issue. Different opinions are good for this country, and we should always respect one another. I am just as much of an American as you are. I love this country just as much as you do so stop telling me I don't. And I swear to God, shut the hell up unless you have something useful to say. I don't see any suggestion, I just see complaints.

So far, <br />
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The DNC removed "God" from their Party Platform. All prior year Party Platforms had "God" mentioned. Odumbo's DNC is now officially godless. <br />
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The DNC continued its program of tossing Israel under the bus to support Islamic jihad. The DNC removed its long time support for Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel. American Jews are more socialist than Jewish, so they will probably still support Odumbo's fascist government just as many German Jews supported the Nazis in 1930.