Bigfoot In ArkansasThis is a True Story!
Yeah, Bigfoot is real; doesn't matter what the naysayers say, if you ever see one, you'll know they're very real.
I was coming home from a jaunt to Tulsa with my Arkansas Hillbilly buddy; it was late at night. We were about a half hr. from Bentonville. I was leaning back, dozing, and suddenly my pal woke me up, frantic & excited, telling me to "Look At That!" I opened my eyes, still drowsy, and saw in the headlights something huge & hairy; he had put on the brights (pitch black outside), and the Bigfoot creature stopped 50-60 ft. ahead (near the lower side of the road, which was dirt cut into a high 45 degree slope). It seemed frozen like a dear, and I caught a look at it, and then Bam! it took off up the other side of the road, and ran up the slope, like nothing I've ever seen, except something out of special effects. It took that steep grade effortlessly & fast.
Me & my bud started jabberin', and I said, "Stop the Car"; and being wiser, he sort of chuckle-smarmed me, and said, (his voice shivvering), "No; no-o! I don't think that'd be a good idea."
I looked for it as we past by, but it was gone in the night (my bud, driving, had slowed to a near stop, and then sped up as Bigfoot scrambled up the hillside).
It was all hairy, stood entirely erect, was very wide in girth (not overweight, just thick-built), had full hair on the face, and had a head shaped human-like; it's nose was man-like, with no protruding lower-jar area like a gorilla or bear, which was what shocked me most. It appeared huge, seemingly 7 1/2 - 8 ft. tall.
Well, the windows were up, & I didn't smell anything unusual. Me & my bud (born & bred Arkansas hillbilly, from up Harrison-way) regularly hiked, spelunked, river-walked, or sometimes just fished, about once or twice a wk.. Anyway, I told a few people over the yrs., but it was dark night, and happened really quickly. This was many years ago. My hillbilly friend said he'd never seen anything like it in his many years spent out in the woods & hills. It didn't look anything like any of the pictures you can see on the internet.
They are quite real; you can be certain of that.