I Think I'm Going To Make Your Day (proof)

So I just searched the bible because I remembered a passage in Job they call it a Leviathan go Google it. Here is the passage it stands in :

“Can you draw out Leviathan[b] with a fishhook
or press down his tongue with a cord?
2 Can you put a rope in his nose
or pierce his jaw with a hook?
3 Will he make many pleas to you?
Will he speak to you soft words?
4 Will he make a covenant with you
to take him for your servant forever?
5 Will you play with him as with a bird,
or will you put him on a leash for your girls?
6 Will traders bargain over him?
Will they divide him up among the merchants?
7 Can you fill his skin with harpoons
or his head with fishing spears?
8 Lay your hands on him;
remember the battle—you will not do it again!
9 [c] Behold, the hope of a man is false;
he is laid low even at the sight of him.
10 No one is so fierce that he dares to stir him up.
Who then is he who can stand before me?
11 Who has first given to me, that I should repay him?
Whatever is under the whole heaven is mine.

12 “I will not keep silence concerning his limbs,
or his mighty strength, or his goodly frame.
13 Who can ***** off his outer garment?
Who would come near him with a bridle?
14 Who can open the doors of his face?
Around his teeth is terror.
15 His back is made of[d] rows of shields,
shut up closely as with a seal.
16 One is so near to another
that no air can come between them.
17 They are joined one to another;
they clasp each other and cannot be separated.
18 His sneezings flash forth light,
and his eyes are like the eyelids of the dawn.
19*** Out of his mouth go flaming torches;
sparks of fire leap forth.
20 Out of his nostrils comes forth smoke,
as from a boiling pot and burning rushes.
21 His breath kindles coals,
and a flame comes forth from his mouth.
22 In his neck abides strength,
and terror dances before him.
23 The folds of his flesh stick together,
firmly cast on him and immovable.
24 His heart is hard as a stone,
hard as the lower millstone.
25 When he raises himself up the mighty[e] are afraid;
at the crashing they are beside themselves.
26 Though the sword reaches him, it does not avail,
nor the spear, the dart, or the javelin.
27 He counts iron as straw,
and bronze as rotten wood.
28 The arrow cannot make him flee;
for him sling stones are turned to stubble.
29 Clubs are counted as stubble;
he laughs at the rattle of javelins.
30 His underparts are like sharp potsherds;
he spreads himself like a threshing sledge on the mire.
31 He makes the deep boil like a pot;
he makes the sea like a pot of ointment.
32 Behind him he leaves a shining wake;
one would think the deep to be white-haired.
33 On earth there is not his like,
a creature without fear.
34 He sees everything that is high;
he is king over all the sons of pride.”
Alzena Alzena
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3 Responses Jan 10, 2013

I don't think the words "proof" and "bible" can go together like that.

I think they can

-_- For one, A Dragon would be massive in size and not be able to type.
2, I Know this is a fake and im going to try to believe it was simply to Amuse us
and 3, What sort of Ignorance is this?

Alzena is correct. Check your bible - Job 41:1-34
This Chapter is God's discourse to Job following the monologues of Job and Elihu. It is the second to last Chapter in the book of Job and there too much to discuss here however, the reference to a leviathan or Behemoth (from Hebrew meaning beast par excellence) refers to one of God's creatures, not a mythical thing. Chapter 39 also includes many references to the beasts of the land and God's rhetorical challenge to Job - are you the one that commands these beasts? No, Job did not. Just as Job had no control over justice and the wickedness of men, he had no control over this huge animal. Only God has sovereign control over all beasts and man. This point is the reason for this passage; not to debate whether dragons exist.

This is not fake I copied it out of the online bible go and check*

You made my day! I don't remember that passage and it sounds exactly like a dragon! :o)

Told you haha

Agreed! :o)

I also thought of that but I just find it very interesting and in this passage it sounded a bit like a dragon :)