I Have Said It Before

and I will say it again....I much prefer chapstick to carmex. With chapstick you just pull off the top, twist on the bottom (I know....kind of exciting ain't it) and apply to the lips..

That ******* carmex will get you every time....goo under your fingernails when you try to get some out of the little porcelain jar, doesn't fit in the pocket nicely .

You bet....I will take chapstick to carmex any day. No matter what these goofy dudes say about it all catching up with me...