I Believe In Slender Man
So at first I thought this was all a really funny internet hoax. Just a lonely troll trying to entertain himself. Until I started having dreams about him. Running down street after street, alley after alley, with Slenderman hiding behind every corner. Now I see him at night when I'm driving, in the crowds of people at work, in the woods in my back yard. I'm not sure if i believe in all this stuff about proxies and the quantum theory or the tulpa effect, but I know theres one thing I do believe in. Slenderman is after me. I've even got this stupid ******* Slender-sickness. I would've called it a cold until I saw the blood after my last big coughing-fit. If anyone else is going through this please contact me. I feel so alone right now. Slenderman is my only company tonight...