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My Travel

So today I visited the planet Wal-Mart. The Wal-martians were particularly friendly today. We talked about the weather, their dead cats, and other such things. It was good times. Anywho, on my way home from planet Wal-Mart, I realized that I was just about to run out of gas. I only had $5 left, so I put it in. Then a miracle happened! My gas gauge went from empty, to half a tank! I don't understand how this is possible, but I've narrowed it down to four possibilities:

1.karma
2. magic
3. the petroleum gods answered my prayers
4. (my least favorite) my gas gauge is broken

MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl 31-35, F 9 Responses Oct 27, 2011

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can you tell me the trick to this? I am always nearly empty on gas and need it badly.

I wish I knew..

What a funny girl - I love your stories!

i had gas in my car once but they made me roll down the window and it got wasted

Hahahahahahahaha.

Lmao! This is awesome!

=]

After seeing pictures of Wal-Martians, I know they have to be blind when they dress. Maybe their vision is blurred when pumping gas and they put it in the wrong car?

Just a guess . . .

You're lucky, my walmartians are always in foul moods when I visit their planet. I've been rammed with shopping carts more often than smiled at by greeters.

I caught them on a good day I guess....

Possibility #5...gas pump is broken. So which gas station did you stop at??? ...and which pump?haha. Funny story..thanks for posting. :-)

You amuse me

Thanks =]

Yikes!

XD Wal-martians. awesome.