Let Me Open a Can of Miracle Whipass

You sore pathetic losers.  I feel sorry for your parents.  Some poor bastard is probably lying in his death bed thinking,
well, I guess it's over.  Too bad my loser son/or daughter is a slave to mayonaise, while I have always known the sweet pleasure and tasty zsing flavor that Miracle Whip has made my life.   I willl make it my lifes work to stop you ***** mongering mayo eaters.  There is a special place in hell for you. 
Adieu,
John Williams
fiestalones fiestalones
26-30, M
2 Responses Mar 31, 2007

LMAO! Miracle Whip is mayo with sugar added to it and I hate sugar on my turkey, tomato or chicken sandwich. I also don't like sugar in my salad or ranch dressing. I don't like sugar on cabbage salad and I don't like it with potato chips. That is the difference for me between mayo, which I love, and Miracle Whip, which I loathe! It is more versatile as well as the perfect accent with the overpowering taste of sugar giving it even more calories.

great big raspberry to you.<br />
apparently you don't know how to make mayonnaise from scratch and then appreciate its subtle yet rich flavor!<br />
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Alas, I pity you....