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I was home alone one afternoon after my first wife had left me. Why would she leave the perfect husband, you might ask. She failed to see my finer qualities while focusing on the one or two bad things. Anyway, I had a bottle of Tequila. Thought I'd have a shot. Then another and another. You see where this is going, don't you? After some unknown period of drinking, I apparently went to sleep on the sofa. I awakened at 1:00 the following afternoon on the sofa with no clothes on and a bath towel draped over my mid section. Looking around, everything was in it's proper place. The doors were closed, my vehicle in the driveway and my thoughts raced. Had I been outside and a neighbor brought me in and put me to bed? What happened? Who drank all my Tequila? That one was easy. My mouth tasted like crap. I was hesitant to call anyone to ask what could have happened. Not sure I wanted to know. A few hours later, my phone rang. Oh no! On the other end was a girl I'd been................seeing. After small talk, in a sexy tone, she asked, did you enjoy last night as much as I did? To which I replied, oh yes! That was great! I vaguely remembered her being there or I wanted to remember anyway. Unsure. Could you possibly wake up naked after drinking Tequila and not have had a good time ? Remind me to tell you about the time I was sitting in the bar talking to two women and............