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Bikini Lines

A customer came in to where I work the other day and tells me..I am pale and need a tan!

Without thinking, I went to pull my waistband down to show him my bikini line. I wear a skimpy bikini, and couldn't quite show him without risking showing private bits. I stopped to figure out how to do this in an appropriate manner.

He puts his hands out, turned his head and, pull your pants down. And he blushed!

This from the man who cried on my shoulder a few months back when he found his first grey pubic hair in his crotch! He was quite descriptive and traumatized!

I offered what comfort I could while trying hard not to laugh out loud at him.

When did the tables turn when I don't blush and the men do???

Go figure!
moondancelady moondancelady 46-50, F 15 Responses Jul 8, 2012

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Lol cute!! Go girl

ooooh yeah... let's see those tan lines!

all hea wana see the tan line....and i wana see somethin much better den tan dem the line...and show me the page...=)

I think we all need to see the tan line. lol

Funny! ...and fun. :)<br />
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And, we'd love to see those tan lines, of course. :)

How can I contact u?

I can see you making a man blush

I am learning very wellllll! LOL

are you a real red head & is the avatar really you ?

No, I am not a red head and no, the avatar is not me either. Sorry to disappoint. LOL

hey thats alll cool :) lol was just asking :) so can u still add me pleasee ?? lol ..names kenny

sometimes ep does spill over.... you forget theres normal non pervy people in the world... we have no shame left. happy days

The other lady in my office complains I am worse than her now. She blames EP. I didn't act this way before:)

I totally embarrassed the beefcake instructor at my gym. I told him it was totally unfair doing challenges that involved plank or press ups, as it discriminated against women with big ****, like myself. Then I remembered I was in the REAL WORLD. EEEEKKKKK!!!!

Now that is funny...maybe he liked watching you bounce on them!

I think that all you can blame EP for is coaxing out the perv who always lurked within. :)

SSSSHHHHH...don't say that too loud! LOL

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****... Who cares? Find a job where you can earn money showing off your all over tan!

dont tempt her you!

Nah..I just like to show my ***...

When I was young, your gesture was called a "freudian slip". BTW, I would have blushed too

Sounds like you've become more comfortable being "exposed". Might even have something to do with this place. Discussing life / sexual topics on here becomes so natural that it can't help but overflow into the flesh and blood world a bit.<br />
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On a more serious note, I'm sure he would have been far more freaked out if he had found a gray pubic hair somewhere other than his crotch :)

He has gray everywhere else, including his beard. Lol..he didn't mind every where else.
Are you saying EP is corrupting me? I hope so! :-)

Oh, indeed I'm am. I have seen a noticeable and rapidly increasing downward slid of your behavior ... "head first into the gutter" comes to mind:)))

Of course this behavior has resulted in more friends, most of them a bit ... well, you know. One of which will be posting a new story soon, gulp.

Looking forward to the too???

Not exactly pics but your warm.

Huh..u r supposed to be helping this "downward decline" now!

Lol..i thought i was hiding here...with plenty of like minded people:)

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Awww I think men who blush are adorable. I also think skimpy bikinis and the girl's who wear them, ROCK!! This story was perfect with my morning coffee!! :D

Bikinis are great, aren't they:)

bikinis are cool but thongs are hotter :) lol sorry moondancelady

Now that i would not wear in public! Lol

Um, I wouldn't be blushing but you may see me dash toward the bathroom and lock the door for a while.

LOL..I wouldn't have bared myself...I just can;t believe he blushed!

I didn't think you would but being that I live in a nightmare that goes beyond a sexless marriage - that would be painful temptation.

Quite a few of us here are in the same type of marriage:(
Guess it is why we all meet on EP:)

Shoot, I don't know what would be worse - living the way I do now or having a gorgeous woman in house that I couldn't touch. I'd need my fingers broken or a free pass to go work off that dangerous case of ***** overload.

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I am???*batting eyelashes*