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Bikini Lines

By: moondancelady

Written on July 8th, 2012

A customer came in to where I work the other day and tells me..I am pale and need a tan!

Without thinking, I went to pull my waistband down to show him my bikini line. I wear a skimpy bikini, and couldn't quite show him without risking showing private bits. I stopped to figure out how to do this in an appropriate manner.

He puts his hands out, turned his head and said..no, pull your pants down. And he blushed!

This from the man who cried on my shoulder a few months back when he found his first grey pubic hair in his crotch! He was quite descriptive and traumatized!

I offered what comfort I could while trying hard not to laugh out loud at him.

When did the tables turn when I don't blush and the men do???

Go figure!

By: moondancelady

Age: 46-50 , Female

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42 responses

drcohn

ooooh yeah... let's see those tan lines!

Mar 15
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zohaan

all hea wana see the tan line....and i wana see somethin much better den tan line...show dem the line...and show me the page...=)

Jul 27, 2012
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OkayBut

I think we all need to see the tan line. lol

Jul 25, 2012
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GirlieSpirit

Funny! ...and fun. :)

And, we'd love to see those tan lines, of course. :)

Jul 18, 2012
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RehanaIsmail

How can I contact u?

Jul 12, 2012
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pentupfreedom

I can see you making a man blush

Jul 12, 2012
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- moondancelady
  I am learning very wellllll! LOL
  
  Jul 12, 2012
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Kathryn1985

You didn't show him the "red lips" tattoo'd still further south? You coulda really brought out the pink (blush) if you boldly asked him to "sign it" or, better yet, "see if the lips match."

A wonderfully, cute moment, Hon.

Jul 12, 2012
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blackdiamond38

Uhhmmmm still waiting here to see these tan lines MDL......................*lil grin*

Jul 12, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Come closer...wink
  
  Jul 12, 2012
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bannaman714

are you a real red head & is the avatar really you ?

Jul 11, 2012
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- moondancelady
  No, I am not a red head and no, the avatar is not me either. Sorry to disappoint. LOL
  
  Jul 11, 2012
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- bannaman714
  hey thats alll cool :) lol was just asking :) so can u still add me pleasee ?? lol ..names kenny
  
  Jul 11, 2012
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katarina4269

sometimes ep does spill over.... you forget theres normal non pervy people in the world... we have no shame left. happy days

Jul 9, 2012
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- moondancelady
  The other lady in my office complains I am worse than her now. She blames EP. I didn't act this way before:)
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- katarina4269
  I totally embarrassed the beefcake instructor at my gym. I told him it was totally unfair doing challenges that involved plank or press ups, as it discriminated against women with big ****, like myself. Then I remembered I was in the REAL WORLD. EEEEKKKKK!!!!
  
  Jul 10, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Now that is funny...maybe he liked watching you bounce on them!
  
  Jul 10, 2012
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- HStoner
  I think that all you can blame EP for is coaxing out the perv who always lurked within. :)
  
  Jul 12, 2012
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- moondancelady
  SSSSHHHHH...don't say that too loud! LOL
  
  Jul 12, 2012
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Brit247

****... Who cares? Find a job where you can earn money showing off your all over tan!

Jul 9, 2012
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- katarina4269
  dont tempt her you!
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Nah..I just like to show my ***...
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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AgeingThinker

When I was young, your gesture was called a "freudian slip". BTW, I would have blushed too

Jul 9, 2012
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RKHunter

Sounds like you've become more comfortable being "exposed". Might even have something to do with this place. Discussing life / sexual topics on here becomes so natural that it can't help but overflow into the flesh and blood world a bit.

On a more serious note, I'm sure he would have been far more freaked out if he had found a gray pubic hair somewhere other than his crotch :)

Jul 9, 2012
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- moondancelady
  He has gray everywhere else, including his beard. Lol..he didn't mind every where else.
  Are you saying EP is corrupting me? I hope so! :-)
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- RKHunter
  Oh, indeed I'm am. I have seen a noticeable and rapidly increasing downward slid of your behavior ... "head first into the gutter" comes to mind:)))
  Of course this behavior has resulted in more friends, most of them a bit ... well, you know. One of which will be posting a new story soon, gulp.
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Looking forward to the story..pics too???
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- RKHunter
  Not exactly pics but your warm.
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Huh..u r supposed to be helping this "downward decline" now!
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- myheartswords
  Ep has not corrupted us in any way. It simply has given all of us reprobates a place to shine. and i for one love it. Keep Flashing them Moon they need to see beauty
  
  Jul 12, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Lol..i thought i was hiding here...with plenty of like minded people:)
  
  Jul 12, 2012
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sierra33

Awww I think men who blush are adorable. I also think skimpy bikinis and the girl's who wear them, ROCK!! This story was perfect with my morning coffee!! :D

Jul 9, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Bikinis are great, aren't they:)
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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- CapnStamina
  Two snaps up!
  
  Jul 10, 2012
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- bannaman714
  bikinis are cool but thongs are hotter :) lol sorry moondancelady
  
  Jul 11, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Now that i would not wear in public! Lol
  
  Jul 12, 2012
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RoaringFlameLostinShadow

Um, I wouldn't be blushing but you may see me dash toward the bathroom and lock the door for a while.

Jul 8, 2012
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- moondancelady
  LOL..I wouldn't have bared myself...I just can;t believe he blushed!
  
  Jul 8, 2012
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- RoaringFlameLostinShadow
  I didn't think you would but being that I live in a nightmare that goes beyond a sexless marriage - that would be painful temptation.
  
  Jul 8, 2012
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- moondancelady
  Quite a few of us here are in the same type of marriage:(
  Guess it is why we all meet on EP:)
  
  Jul 8, 2012
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- RoaringFlameLostinShadow
  Shoot, I don't know what would be worse - living the way I do now or having a gorgeous woman in house that I couldn't touch. I'd need my fingers broken or a free pass to go work off that dangerous case of ***** overload.
  
  Jul 8, 2012
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moondancelady

I am???*batting eyelashes*

Jul 8, 2012
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