I Can Be Very Cheeky
When I'm in a cheeky mood and I'm in a pub that i have never been to before, i have one of the greatest ice breakers to get chatting with a bar maid (female bar tender)...
As the bar maid approaches to serve me at the bar i say “Replenish vessel serving wench!”...
First of all they usually take a look at you as if they want to give you a good slap but then take your beer glass and go and refill it...
Mean while, while i'm still chuckling over the look on her face, she returns with my beer with a smile on her face and we start talking lol....
I've never been slapped so far yet! lol...
The convo will usual start with my cheeky comment and how much she would have wanted to slap me but then how she saw the funny side of it...
Then we both have a good laugh about it and the convo carries on from there :)
Don't try this at home btw! lol
