I Am So Ridiculous Sometimes.
I have a haphazard way about me sometimes. Growing up I got called butterfingers a lot. Clutzy, for sure. In any event, something will inevitably happen to me that is laugh-worthy. Not just funny, but hysterical funny. I was washing my face in the shower the other day using an exfoliating scrub with a medicated, menthol-ly base. "Rub in upward circular motion to get in all the pores" the dermatologist used to say. I caught my left pinky finger on my nostril and it went straight up my nose. Not just a little up there, either - like, oh my f*&$%ing god, my ENTIRE pinky finger is up my nose as far as it will fit. At first, I was like oh man, that hurt. I finished my shower with a tingling sensation goin' on. Blew my nose, giggling about the whole thing, and the more exfoliating beads that came out of my nose, the funnier I thought it was. The giggling woke up my husband, and I HAD to tell him what happened - through tears of hysterical laughter. I have to admit, though, that side of my nose did feel clean and refreshed the rest of the day. :)