She Didn't Have Credit To Call Me... The Girl That Drove A Mercedes Benz :-/

Here's something I shared on Facebook. I hope it makes you laugh as much as it made me. Don't laugh too hard though. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words just crush my already fragile self image. :'(


Okay I've heard many excuses along the years but this one has to be one of the lamest. "I don't have credit..."??? What? In this day and age? In England? B*tch you drive a car how the hell you ain't got no credit? Okay so maybe I'm getting dissed. I don't mind tellin' y'all because I know we're like family here on Facebook and y'all love me too much to make fun of me in such a time as this. Lol. I know I'm probably gonna regret this. I don't mind if y'all laugh at my expense. I just thought this was hella funny and I want you to laugh at something even if it's me you're laughing at. So go ahead you sad people, laugh at someone else's misery if it makes you feel any better.

I don't refer to women as "*******". Never have, never will. That was merely intended to make the joke a little more humourous, that's all. :-)

"I ain't got credit..." WTF? Any gun can shoot ho'. Figure it out. (I don't use the word ho' either...) Okay maybe sometimes I do... Some ho's be actin' like ******* tho' ya feel me...
Scorpio1987 Scorpio1987
22-25, M
1 Response Dec 4, 2012 don't even need credit to have a cell phone anymore....they have pay as you go plans ;P

I know right? How ridiculous. I can't believe this girl. I don't mind hearing a "No" you know. I really have many applicants just waiting for me to give them the nod, if ya know what I mean. ;-) Lol