'cause I'm In College Now, Dammit

One time I got propositioned by a homeless vampire in a Jack-in-the-Box. He was wearing a dusty pinstriped vest and a cowboy hat, and his mode of transportation appeared to be a miniature skateboard with a bright yellow deck, and he looked like an older, homeless version of a boy I'd hated in high school. He said he could tell I wanted to be immortal. It was rather hilarious. The black lipstick and clothes and the skirt-that-used-to-be-pants probably weren't helping me out much, as far as not catching the guy's attention went, but I'm not sorry I talked back to him. I would have been deprived of a very interesting twitter post if I'd kept silent.

incen incen
18-21, T
3 Responses Feb 25, 2010

That kills me!

I know, right?! I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Whoa!